28 Days Later
- “Hello, Hello, Hello!”
- “Father?”
- “Oh I should’na done that”
- “A man walks into a bar with a giraffe….”
- “Do you want us to find a cure and save the world or just fall in love and fuck?”
- “Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, what’s that?”
- “What is it about tower blocks and shopping trolleys, huh?”
- “Wait for me, please!”
- “Shredded”
- “I think they’re good people”
- “Right, cause if they slowed you down” “I’d leave them behind” “In a heartbeat”
- “Ya think I don’t get it, but I do get it. And I know I’d be dead already…..”
- “No, no, no, then we should take the indirect route….”
- “No, see this is a really shit idea. Ya know why? Because it’s really obviously a shit idea”
- “Hey did ya hear that? Hey, hey, hey, did ya hear that?”
- “I can see them they’re coming!”
- “We don’t have any cheeseburgers”
- “The raisins are so moist” “What did you say?” “The raisins are so moist”
- “See, that’s what I was thinking, you stole my thought”
- “Oh great, Valium, Not only will be able to get to sleep….”
- “No, don’t do that, don’t do that, don’t, come on, come on, come on”
- “Look, we’re grateful, we’re very grateful for your protection….”
- “That was longer than a heartbeat”
- “Listen, listen, It’s not all fucked”
- Sweden taxi speech
Batman Begins
Bitter Harvest
- “Jesus Da, Will you wait until the rain stops!”
- “T-t-t-two b-b-bottles of st-st-stout, p-p-please”
- “George, and what has he ever done on ya?”
- “I think you’re going daft in your old age”
- “He’s not my enemy! Even if he was, I’d get on my hands and knees….”
- “I don’t feel like being the cook anymore”
- “Don’t you talk like that to your son. Don’t be so intent….”
- “I have a surprise for ya”
- “Can it not wait till morning?”
- “Nobody’s rushing ya. Just whatever it is, say it, before I freeze to death”
- Colm- “You fucking eedjit!”
- Colm- “Gobshite!”
- “Jesus Da, What’ve ya done to us now?”
- “Why do you hate me so much?”
- “What if I can’t manage to kill him outright, Da? What if I only cripple him?”
- “Jesus Da, will you leave off for once? George didn’t bite me, his dog bit me!”
- Colm-“Awwww, will you listen to the big ba-ba? Boo-hoo!”
Breakfast on Pluto
- “Oh, why yes of course boys, I’ll leave the front door open and you can all troop in and give me a jab.”
- “You innocent, shovel wielding, horny handed, sons of the native sod”
- “Not many people can take the tale of Patrick Braden, AKA Saint Kitten, who strutted…”
- “Sausages, sausages! Stay where you are!””Yes, yes, of course. Please don’t shoot!”
- “Oh figgly boogles, I’m dead.”
- “Eh, Fuck me pink with a hairy arse!”
- “And I’ve gone out of me way, knowing that your dicky doodle, naughty poopster…”
- “She really needs a little glamour in her life, Mrs., Coyle, but then again, don’t we all?”
- “Oh Figgly boogles!”
- “Would you bring me sweeties too?”
- “Oh goodness gracious, icky-oaky me.”
- “Oh serious, serious, serious”
- “Serious, serious”
- “I know you were only joking about the roses, and sweets too probably.”
- “Well come on then, just do it, I’ve nothing left to live for in this stupid serious world”
- “Oh what is it with Nancy-Boys that you can’t be bothered killing them? You kill everyone else.”
- “Are you on dope or what?” “Wish that I was, Mr. Killing Man. Why? Do you have any?”
- “Underground, Over ground, wombling free. The Wombles of Wimbledon Common are we.”
- “Oh, I do believe I have a small elfin dwelling on Wimbledon Common.”
- “Now, the first thing that has to be said, Bertie dearest, is that you bear absolutely no…”
- “Gee thanks, Cupid.”
- “Hello Officer, I’m over here”
- “What is it with Freedom Fighters and couture anyway?”
- “So, if I wasn’t a transvestite terrorist, would you marry me?”
- “I’d be your best prisoner. I’d cook, and I’d clean, and I, I’d sweep, and I’d, I’d iron all the uniforms.”
- “Well, icky-oaky me!”
- “Now listen sir, we can’t all have big bazoozums.”
- “How much is that doggy in the window? The one with the waggley tail?” “Not wagglely, waggedy!”
- “And is there any rule that says that, when you’re pregnant, you need to dress like a lollypop lady?”
- “Great Big Fireproof Man”
Disco Pigs
- “There ya are Runt, it’s the big blue there, all that water, huh? Hey, it’s all yours, pal.”
- “The rest is just weekday stuff, Runt”
- “D’ya know, I’d like a huge spaceship rocket….
- “Beautiful face, yours”
- “Excuse me Markie, Excuse me, excuse me, excuse me”
- “You wanna nob the old (—), you wanna flap the titties in the boy face ……. ”
- “Fuckin’ kiss her, ya Nancy”
- “You’re my life, Runt”
- “We’re man and woman now, we’re not little babas no more”
- “Just to try, ya know”
- “…Irish boys Sinead, pasty white skin, yellow teeth, the eternal smell of smeg…”
- Pig singing You Really Got Me
- “Who the fuck did this?”
- So New – Cillian Murphy
- Interview with Cillian
Girl With The Pearl Earring
Intermission
- “It’s all shit, man.”
- “It was felt, we should take a bit of a break.”
- “They raped him too?” “No” “Oh, the coppers switched” “Yeah”
- “Kissing a baldy fellow?”
- “This isn’t acceptable Deirdre, after what 5, 6 weeks? This is bollocks, …”
- “You don’t just hook up with the next fellow that walks by!”
- “I say to her, Let’s take a break, she says Let’s not”
- Kelly- “He tied her to her bed, told her she was a rubbish lay, and then did a POO on her chest”
- “Pal, you don’t want me as your enemy”
- “Talk to me like you’re talking, I’ll crack your baldy head man!”
- “Good Jaysus!”
- “So we hold the girlfriend hostage, say we’ll kill her if he doesn’t do as we say…”
- “You a big, hairy, prick, ya!”
- “Go fuck yourselves?”
- “Fuck youse”
- Colin- “That’s fucking delish, man”
- “What the fuck do ya mean, fuck that?”
- Colm- “You just don’t have the requisite Celtic soul, man”
- “So fuck it, keep the cool, we’ll be hunky, huh”
- “This is a list of things that I want…”
- “How hard was that?” “Hard enough”
On The Edge
- “Do you want to come back to my flat for some coke and some sex?”
- “Oh you know, this and that, bit o shoppin’, seein’ the sights, bury me father”
- “Yeah so the Dr says to him,’ Listen, you’ve gotta stop your fuckin’ drinkin’……”
- “If you wanna kill yourself, you can’t really go wrong if you drive a convertible car over a cliff at 50 miles an hour. It’s a sure thing”
- “I broke my baby finger”
- “As long as I could remember, I’ve wanted to spend Christmas in a suburban mental institution”
- “I wanna talk about the whole, eh, pajamas thing”
- “It’s fucking ridiculous”
- “Well, you’ve given me the will to live and I want to thank you for that”
- “I mean, can you imagine someone, dead, hanging from the light fixture in their room, thinking, ‘If my Dr finds out about this, I am fucked!”
- “Oh but these fellas, they’re very bad at chasing!”
- “I don’t want to die; I don’t want to be alive”
- “I’m just fucking wriggling, really”
- “What the fucks the matter with ya?”
- “But we should do something, I mean, go drinking, or take some drugs”
- “If I could describe it, if I could do justice to it, we’d all be jumping out the windows”
- “I know more about the business of suicide in my baby finger, than you do in all your years of training and Freud reading, I guaran-fucking-tee you that”
- “So is it okay if I walk, with you, through these beautiful gardens of ours?”
- “I think we should go sometime and get some ice creams”
- “You better kill me with your first shot, cuz if you don’t, I’ll come back and I’ll take your fucking head off”
- “Come On Ya Wanker!”
- “Hi there”
- “(Irish language) It means, Say your prayers and sleep well, in Irish”
- “Fuck the begrudgers!”
- “Why won’t you kiss me?”
- “I want to make love to you; I’d just like to start with a proper kiss.”
- “Cause I like ya”
- “I know I love you”
Red Eye
- “She’s exhausted, she’s worked 18 hours straight, and she suspects we all hate her just as much as you do. So…”
- “Well you know what, that’s why God created the Tex-Mex.”
- “Oh, the name’s Jackson, by the way.”
- “That wasn’t very nice of your parents.” “No, no, that’s what I told them… before I killed them.””
- “You’re kidding. You’re not kidding.”
- “Wait a minute. You’re not stalking me are you?”
- “Usually when things are going perfectly, you’re back on track, everything’s going to plan, and then one day…”
- “So what do you do?” “Government overthrows, flashy, high profile assassinations, the usual.”
- “For some reason, Ms. Stewardess, this emotionally unstable, rather inebriated girl, whom I’ve never met…”
- “Whatever female driven, emotion-based dilemma you’re dealing with right now, you have my sympathy. But…”
- “Because I followed you for eight weeks now, and I never once saw you order anything but a fucking Sea Breeze.”
- “Well, thanks for the quickie.”
- giggle
- “Can you show me that again, please?”
- “There’s a fly in the plane”
- “It’s this struggle, and it’s, and uh, it’s all just contained within the coach section of the plane.”
Sunburn
- “We’re not getting married. I hardly know ya for fuck’s sake”
- “Jaysus”
- “I’m not gonna change me mind, I’ve decided this a long time ago”
- “Ahoy there!”
- “2 straight weeks of that class of work? Wasn’t exactly what I came here for”
- “Did ya tell anyone back home, I was here? Cause it’s kind of….”
- “Jaysus, look who’s out and about. Ya like Sex On The Beach?”
- “For fuck’s sake, is there a special on here for boring people?”
- “I got a girl in trouble back home….”
- “You keep that under your hat, I’ve me reputation to uphold”
- “Ya fucking blowhard!”
- “It’s a disgusting display of American excess, people are starving ya know?….”
- “Oi! What are ya doing? Get out of the car, Shoes! Gobshite!”
- “It’s shocking really”
- “You’re grand!”
- “Ah, you’re joking”
- “This mushroom walks into a bar, right?…”
- “Knock yourself out, love”
Wind That Shakes The Barley
- “It’s young men like Micheal we’re talking about, Teddy.”
- “I’m a coward? And you’re a hero, is it, Ned? You’re gonna take on the British Empire with your hurley, is that it?”
- “I do solemnly swear that to the best of my ability I will support and defend…”
- “Do I know you, do I? You’re the train driver, on the platform, you wouldn’t let the Tans on the train.”
- “I’m a member of the Irish Republican Army, and I demand to be treated as a political prisoner.”
- “Your government, which suppresses our parliament, which bans our paper, your…”
- “Get out of my country!”
- “I hope this Ireland we’re fighting for is worth it.”
- “Can you tell me, Father, how there can be a fair election in this country, when …
- “You can’t see it boy, you really can’t see it. John Bull has got his hand down…”
- “You have wrapped yourself in the fucking Union Jack, the butcher’s apron, boy.”
- “I’m not going to sell out.”
- “I treasure every bit of you.”
- “I love you now, and always will.”
