28 Days Later
- “Hello, Hello, Hello!â€
- “Father?â€
- “Oh I should’na done thatâ€
- “A man walks into a bar with a giraffe….â€
- “Do you want us to find a cure and save the world or just fall in love and fuck?â€
- “Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, what’s that?â€
- “What is it about tower blocks and shopping trolleys, huh?â€
- “Wait for me, please!â€
- “Shreddedâ€
- “I think they’re good peopleâ€
- “Right, cause if they slowed you down†“I’d leave them behind†“In a heartbeatâ€
- “Ya think I don’t get it, but I do get it. And I know I’d be dead already…..â€
- “No, no, no, then we should take the indirect route….”
- “No, see this is a really shit idea. Ya know why? Because it’s really obviously a shit ideaâ€
- “Hey did ya hear that? Hey, hey, hey, did ya hear that?â€
- “I can see them they’re coming!â€
- “We don’t have any cheeseburgersâ€
- “The raisins are so moist†“What did you say?†“The raisins are so moistâ€
- “See, that’s what I was thinking, you stole my thoughtâ€
- “Oh great, Valium, Not only will be able to get to sleep….â€
- “No, don’t do that, don’t do that, don’t, come on, come on, come onâ€
- “Look, we’re grateful, we’re very grateful for your protection….â€
- “That was longer than a heartbeatâ€
- “Listen, listen, It’s not all fuckedâ€
- Sweden taxi speech
Batman Begins
Bitter Harvest
- “Jesus Da, Will you wait until the rain stops!â€
- “T-t-t-two b-b-bottles of st-st-stout, p-p-pleaseâ€
- “George, and what has he ever done on ya?â€
- “I think you’re going daft in your old age”
- “He’s not my enemy! Even if he was, I’d get on my hands and knees….â€
- “I don’t feel like being the cook anymoreâ€
- “Don’t you talk like that to your son. Don’t be so intent….â€
- “I have a surprise for yaâ€
- “Can it not wait till morning?â€
- “Nobody’s rushing ya. Just whatever it is, say it, before I freeze to deathâ€
- Colm- “You fucking eedjit!â€
- Colm- “Gobshite!â€
- “Jesus Da, What’ve ya done to us now?â€
- “Why do you hate me so much?â€
- “What if I can’t manage to kill him outright, Da? What if I only cripple him?â€
- “Jesus Da, will you leave off for once? George didn’t bite me, his dog bit me!â€
- Colm-“Awwww, will you listen to the big ba-ba? Boo-hoo!â€
Breakfast on Pluto
- “Oh, why yes of course boys, I’ll leave the front door open and you can all troop in and give me a jab.â€
- “You innocent, shovel wielding, horny handed, sons of the native sodâ€
- “Not many people can take the tale of Patrick Braden, AKA Saint Kitten, who strutted…â€
- “Sausages, sausages! Stay where you are!â€â€Yes, yes, of course. Please don’t shoot!â€
- “Oh figgly boogles, I’m dead.â€
- “Eh, Fuck me pink with a hairy arse!â€
- “And I’ve gone out of me way, knowing that your dicky doodle, naughty poopster…â€
- “She really needs a little glamour in her life, Mrs., Coyle, but then again, don’t we all?â€
- “Oh Figgly boogles!â€
- “Would you bring me sweeties too?â€
- “Oh goodness gracious, icky-oaky me.â€
- “Oh serious, serious, seriousâ€
- “Serious, seriousâ€
- “I know you were only joking about the roses, and sweets too probably.â€
- “Well come on then, just do it, I’ve nothing left to live for in this stupid serious worldâ€
- “Oh what is it with Nancy-Boys that you can’t be bothered killing them? You kill everyone else.â€
- “Are you on dope or what?†“Wish that I was, Mr. Killing Man. Why? Do you have any?â€
- “Underground, Over ground, wombling free. The Wombles of Wimbledon Common are we.â€
- “Oh, I do believe I have a small elfin dwelling on Wimbledon Common.â€
- “Now, the first thing that has to be said, Bertie dearest, is that you bear absolutely no…â€
- “Gee thanks, Cupid.â€
- “Hello Officer, I’m over hereâ€
- “What is it with Freedom Fighters and couture anyway?â€
- “So, if I wasn’t a transvestite terrorist, would you marry me?â€
- “I’d be your best prisoner. I’d cook, and I’d clean, and I, I’d sweep, and I’d, I’d iron all the uniforms.â€
- “Well, icky-oaky me!â€
- “Now listen sir, we can’t all have big bazoozums.â€
- “How much is that doggy in the window? The one with the waggley tail?†“Not wagglely, waggedy!â€
- “And is there any rule that says that, when you’re pregnant, you need to dress like a lollypop lady?â€
- “Great Big Fireproof Manâ€
Disco Pigs
- “There ya are Runt, it’s the big blue there, all that water, huh? Hey, it’s all yours, pal.â€
- “The rest is just weekday stuff, Runtâ€
- “D’ya know, I’d like a huge spaceship rocket….
- “Beautiful face, yoursâ€
- “Excuse me Markie, Excuse me, excuse me, excuse meâ€
- “You wanna nob the old (—), you wanna flap the titties in the boy face ……. â€
- “Fuckin’ kiss her, ya Nancyâ€
- “You’re my life, Runtâ€
- “We’re man and woman now, we’re not little babas no moreâ€
- “Just to try, ya knowâ€
- “…Irish boys Sinead, pasty white skin, yellow teeth, the eternal smell of smeg…â€
- Pig singing You Really Got Me
- “Who the fuck did this?â€
- So New – Cillian Murphy
- Interview with Cillian
Girl With The Pearl Earring
Intermission
- “It’s all shit, man.â€
- “It was felt, we should take a bit of a break.â€
- “They raped him too?†“No†“Oh, the coppers switched†“Yeahâ€
- “Kissing a baldy fellow?â€
- “This isn’t acceptable Deirdre, after what 5, 6 weeks? This is bollocks, …â€
- “You don’t just hook up with the next fellow that walks by!â€
- “I say to her, Let’s take a break, she says Let’s notâ€
- Kelly- “He tied her to her bed, told her she was a rubbish lay, and then did a POO on her chestâ€
- “Pal, you don’t want me as your enemyâ€
- “Talk to me like you’re talking, I’ll crack your baldy head man!â€
- “Good Jaysus!â€
- “So we hold the girlfriend hostage, say we’ll kill her if he doesn’t do as we say…â€
- “You a big, hairy, prick, ya!â€
- “Go fuck yourselves?â€
- “Fuck youseâ€
- Colin- “That’s fucking delish, manâ€
- “What the fuck do ya mean, fuck that?â€
- Colm- “You just don’t have the requisite Celtic soul, manâ€
- “So fuck it, keep the cool, we’ll be hunky, huhâ€
- “This is a list of things that I want…â€
- “How hard was that?†“Hard enoughâ€
On The Edge
- “Do you want to come back to my flat for some coke and some sex?â€
- “Oh you know, this and that, bit o shoppin’, seein’ the sights, bury me fatherâ€
- “Yeah so the Dr says to him,’ Listen, you’ve gotta stop your fuckin’ drinkin’……â€
- “If you wanna kill yourself, you can’t really go wrong if you drive a convertible car over a cliff at 50 miles an hour. It’s a sure thingâ€
- “I broke my baby fingerâ€
- “As long as I could remember, I’ve wanted to spend Christmas in a suburban mental institutionâ€
- “I wanna talk about the whole, eh, pajamas thingâ€
- “It’s fucking ridiculousâ€
- “Well, you’ve given me the will to live and I want to thank you for thatâ€
- “I mean, can you imagine someone, dead, hanging from the light fixture in their room, thinking, ‘If my Dr finds out about this, I am fucked!â€
- “Oh but these fellas, they’re very bad at chasing!â€
- “I don’t want to die; I don’t want to be aliveâ€
- “I’m just fucking wriggling, reallyâ€
- “What the fucks the matter with ya?â€
- “But we should do something, I mean, go drinking, or take some drugsâ€
- “If I could describe it, if I could do justice to it, we’d all be jumping out the windowsâ€
- “I know more about the business of suicide in my baby finger, than you do in all your years of training and Freud reading, I guaran-fucking-tee you thatâ€
- “So is it okay if I walk, with you, through these beautiful gardens of ours?â€
- “I think we should go sometime and get some ice creamsâ€
- “You better kill me with your first shot, cuz if you don’t, I’ll come back and I’ll take your fucking head offâ€
- “Come On Ya Wanker!â€
- “Hi thereâ€
- “(Irish language) It means, Say your prayers and sleep well, in Irishâ€
- “Fuck the begrudgers!â€
- “Why won’t you kiss me?â€
- “I want to make love to you; I’d just like to start with a proper kiss.â€
- “Cause I like yaâ€
- “I know I love youâ€
Red Eye
- “She’s exhausted, she’s worked 18 hours straight, and she suspects we all hate her just as much as you do. So…â€
- “Well you know what, that’s why God created the Tex-Mex.â€
- “Oh, the name’s Jackson, by the way.â€
- “That wasn’t very nice of your parents.†“No, no, that’s what I told them… before I killed them.â€â€
- “You’re kidding. You’re not kidding.â€
- “Wait a minute. You’re not stalking me are you?â€
- “Usually when things are going perfectly, you’re back on track, everything’s going to plan, and then one day…â€
- “So what do you do?†“Government overthrows, flashy, high profile assassinations, the usual.â€
- “For some reason, Ms. Stewardess, this emotionally unstable, rather inebriated girl, whom I’ve never met…â€
- “Whatever female driven, emotion-based dilemma you’re dealing with right now, you have my sympathy. But…â€
- “Because I followed you for eight weeks now, and I never once saw you order anything but a fucking Sea Breeze.â€
- “Well, thanks for the quickie.â€
- giggle
- “Can you show me that again, please?â€
- “There’s a fly in the planeâ€
- “It’s this struggle, and it’s, and uh, it’s all just contained within the coach section of the plane.â€
Sunburn
- “We’re not getting married. I hardly know ya for fuck’s sakeâ€
- “Jaysusâ€
- “I’m not gonna change me mind, I’ve decided this a long time agoâ€
- “Ahoy there!â€
- “2 straight weeks of that class of work? Wasn’t exactly what I came here forâ€
- “Did ya tell anyone back home, I was here? Cause it’s kind of….â€
- “Jaysus, look who’s out and about. Ya like Sex On The Beach?â€
- “For fuck’s sake, is there a special on here for boring people?â€
- “I got a girl in trouble back home….â€
- “You keep that under your hat, I’ve me reputation to upholdâ€
- “Ya fucking blowhard!â€
- “It’s a disgusting display of American excess, people are starving ya know?….â€
- “Oi! What are ya doing? Get out of the car, Shoes! Gobshite!â€
- “It’s shocking reallyâ€
- “You’re grand!â€
- “Ah, you’re jokingâ€
- “This mushroom walks into a bar, right?…â€
- “Knock yourself out, loveâ€
Wind That Shakes The Barley
- “It’s young men like Micheal we’re talking about, Teddy.â€
- “I’m a coward? And you’re a hero, is it, Ned? You’re gonna take on the British Empire with your hurley, is that it?â€
- “I do solemnly swear that to the best of my ability I will support and defend…â€
- “Do I know you, do I? You’re the train driver, on the platform, you wouldn’t let the Tans on the train.â€
- “I’m a member of the Irish Republican Army, and I demand to be treated as a political prisoner.â€
- “Your government, which suppresses our parliament, which bans our paper, your…â€
- “Get out of my country!â€
- “I hope this Ireland we’re fighting for is worth it.â€
- “Can you tell me, Father, how there can be a fair election in this country, when …
- “You can’t see it boy, you really can’t see it. John Bull has got his hand down…”
- “You have wrapped yourself in the fucking Union Jack, the butcher’s apron, boy.â€
- “I’m not going to sell out.â€
- “I treasure every bit of you.â€
- “I love you now, and always will.â€
