Alexander

• “Alexander, be reasonable!”
• “Were they ever meant to be our equals…..”

Bend It Like Beckham

• “They’re a bit tatty, but they’ll do the job”
• “Jaysus, that’s a stunner, I thought I had a bad one on my knee, but, yours is…
• “No more dawdling”
• “Yeah well anyone can cook Aloo Gobi, but who can bend a ball like Beckham?”
• “Training not getting in the way of your cozy little conversation?”
• “Excellent, Excellent”
• “I can see what you’re up against, but your parents don’t always know what’s best for you”
• “It’s okay now; I’m not your coach anymore. We can do what we want”
• Joe’s speech at the airport

B Monkey

• “I can’t get to sleep without something to suck”
• Bruno at Paul’s door
• “Would he die for you? Cause I’d die for you, you know that”

Disappearance of Finbar

• “I couldn’t take the pressure. What pressure? Of being a Grasshopper, It was all too much in the end”
• “The chirping before the kickoff, Chirp, Chirp, Chirp”
• “You never bothered Da! That was different, I had kids! Oh yeah, so I’m to blame twice?”
• Donkey Laugh 1
• Donkey Laugh 2
• Singing Roscommon Cowboys
• The Ballad of Finbar Flynn
• “And what’s the point of your exams, young Ms. Byrne?”
• The Ballad of Finbar Flynn (Swedish Mix)
• “So, how’s it going? Not much going on at home is there?”
• “3 years, In 3 years you couldn’t find anything better to do than to come find me?”
• “So, did you miss me?”
• “I think I’ve frozen my fingertips, I think they sorta died…”
• “When I landed, I felt so completely free”
• JRM interview

“Elvis”

• “Oh come on Colonel, I was just having some fun”
• “I sing hillbilly, I sing country, but I don’t sound like nobody Ma’am”
• “Thank you Ma’am, thank you very much”
• “Evening shadows make me blue”
• Studio That’s All Right
• Studio Blue Moon of Kentucky
• “Oh Hell No, We’re not calling any doctor”
• “That double dealing sumnabitch”

The Emperor’s Wife

• JRM interview
• “I am the Chamberlain of the Emperor; I’ve come to fetch you”
• “Do you have a pistol?”
• “I fought with a wildcat, your Highness”
• “Your Highness, I think I have made a grave error”
• “It is not my place to fall in love”
• “My loyalty is always to you”
• “I know the laws!”
• “I guard laws against such abuse”
• Letter to Sabah
• “Everyone would love you”
• “Come and visit me”

Gormenghast

• “4 o’clock, blessing of the meat racks”
• “His little lordship is hideous”
• “I’ve plenty of ideas, though at the same time, plenty of problems too”
• “You tantalize me in a pleasant sort of way, Master Steerpike”
• “I never hang about sir; it’s the one thing I never do”
• “Under your guidance, I could learn anything”
• “What a diabolically clever little monster, eh heh heh”
• “I have an overwhelming and instinctive desire to serve you”
• “It makes me mad, my lady, my lady…”
• “What? Do you want to be considered laughingstocks? Sitting on great big yellow stones”
• “You will wait, and you will sit down and wait”
• “Have a heart and swim away, we’re so tired of your abdomen…”
• “Mr. Secretary Barquentine, asswipe and shitlicker”
• “Get under the carpet, get under the carpet now!”
• JRM interview (part 1)
• JRM interview (part2)
• JRM interview (part3)
• The many names of Steerpike

The Governess

• “You ask me a question then, anything you like”
• “I was found in an opium den in Spitalfields with a whore. You don’t believe me, and you’re not shocked”
• “Do I stink? I shall bathe in scent for you”
• “Doesn’t this house oppress you to death; don’t you dream of something more?”
• “Let me come with you, I Love You, I Love You”

Happy Now

• “Our father, who art in hell, Beelzebub be thy name…”
• “Our father, who art in hell, listen to my humble spell”
• “Salvation, and what stops men achieving salvation? EVIL BITCH SPIRITS!…”
• “Or what, you’ll give me a paper cut?”
• “Happy now?”

I’ll Sleep When I’m Dead

• “I hear you’re giving money away”
• “Devastating”
• “Whatchoo wanna do, go up, go down, or sideways?”
• “Fuck you very much, mate!”
• “Sweet”

Killer Tongue

• “It’s us, your bitches, remember, little fluffy things”
• “…deliver Mommy’s letter to Jonny”
• “…you’re just a girl that can’t say no…”
• Salvame

Lion In Winter

• “I am a King; I am no man’s boy”
• “Oh, you’re good at rage, I like the way you play it”
• “Your life and never are two different times”
• “He always has a knife, we all have knives. It is 1183 and we are Barbarians!”
• “May We? That’s what tapestries are for”
• “How stands your crown on boys who do with boys, hmmm?”
• JRM interview

M:I:III

• “Roger that, I copy, please, when do I not copy? All I do is copy.”
• “What’s wrong with her?”
• “Guys, we got company, I’m gonna try and lose ‘em.”
• “Guys, their missiles are hot!”
• “OK, that was lucky; we only get one of those!”
• “Guys, they’re firing another one!”
• “Woo! I got ‘em!”
• Simon Pegg - “Or, maybe it’s not a code word. Maybe it’s just a really, really expensive bunny appendage.”
• “I’m sorry, what are you saying? No matter how we grab Davian, his clients are gonna know he’s been taken.”
• “Now we’ve pissed off every Italian in Rome, go do what you gotta do.”
• Declan and Ethan fight in Italian
• Declan – Italian
• “Well, I don’t have anything to report, really, ‘cept, I think I should be right on time. ETA 2 minutes.”
• “Firing the tracer…Now.”
• “Delta team, do you copy?” “All I do is copy.” “That’s funny, get ready to move into position…
• “Scusi me, collega”
• “I agree with Luther, we can’t have real relationships. But you see, I love that.”
• “To get your wife, you’ll need the Rabbit’s Foot. According to the plans from Davian’s briefcase …”
• “Oh, you, you, you’re gonna swing…No, no, no, no, wait, wait.”
• “What are you gonna do? Land in the middle of Shanghai and hope no one notices?”
• “Oh yeah, they’re freaking out. Hit ‘em again.”
• “He’s got 5 minutes left. If he doesn’t call Davian in 5 minutes, Julia’s dead.”
• “Teach it to me”
• “What the hell do you mean; you can’t make it to the roof? Where are you?” “Look up! Look up! Look up!”
• “Ethan! Get in, they’re coming!” “Who?” “Building security! And they’re pissed!”
• “I’m on it! I’m on it! I’m on it!”
• Vatican Guard scene “I just got my ass handed to me by Divola’s office. She’s supposed to be…”
• JRM on filming the speedboat scene
• JRM on playing Declan
• JRM on TC in the speedboat scene
• JRM on Vatican DHL scene
• JRM on filming MI: 3
• JRM on Rome and the premiere
• JRM on MI: 3
• JJ Abrams on JRM and Declan

Magnificent Ambersons

• “People who own elephants, don’t take their elephants with them when they go visiting”
• Singing in the parlor
• “Good heavens, I was only teasing”
• “Please, please”
• JRM interview (part 1)
• JRM interview (part2)

The Maker

• “You’re just having a bad reaction to true emotions”
• “Our love is beyond words…”
• “Well, I was gonna count my blessings and then I thought I’d take a nap”
• “We have the power to decide who gets what. Mail Gods, Mail Gods, Mail Gods!”
• “Top of the world, Ma”
• “No, I hail from Carthage. I’m traveling to Jerusalem to see the infant King…”
• “It’s kind of a fucking freak-out”
• “Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck you!”
• “Gotta pee, gotta pee, gotta pee, gotta pee”
• “I had 5 diet root beers and I’m gonna piss my pants if I don’t pee…”
• “People who are using can be made to do anything”
• “3 words, ready, Dance with me?”
• “We could go to Mexico, live under assumed names…”
• “It’s over now”

Match Point

• “The man who said I’d rather be lucky than good, saw deeply into life… (Opening Speech)”
• “What did I walk into?”
• “So tell me, what’s a beautiful young American ping pong player doing mingling amongst the British upper class?”
• “Did anyone ever tell you you have very sensual lips?”
• Matthew Goode - “Now Irish, how about a little drop of Scottish before supper?”
• Brian Cox - “He’s right Eleanor; I think you’ve had one too many G & Ts.”
• “I’m not saying I don’t love her, just not in the way I feel about this other woman.”
• “Maybe it’s finally the difference between love and lust.”
• “Nola, be reasonable!”
• “”I’m telling her tomorrow Nola, what more do you want me to do?
• “Owww”
• “We have uh…plans to make.”
• Japanese
• “You can’t blame me for trying to hide the fact that I had an affair with her.”
• “Okay, but I’m not your man.”
• “I know it’s not the most honorable thing to cheat on your wife, but that does not make me a murderer.”
• “The innocent are sometimes slain to make way for a grander scheme. You were collateral damage.”
• “Sophocles said, To never have been born, may be the greatest boon of all.”
• “You know, I don’t care if he’s great, I just hope that he’s lucky.”

Michael Collins

• “Looks like it. Looks like he wants to meet”
• “Can’t trust anyone these days, Chief”
• “And who’s Dev when he’s at home?”
• “What if I did know this Dev? What would you have to say to him?”
• “And where can he find ya?”
• “Have you got any reply? He’s come all this way. Be kind of rude not to give him an answer.”
• “He says he’ll meet ya tomorrow. His nerves are at him. Beal Na Bleath…..”

Octane (Pulse)

• “Nobody in chains ever soared up to the sun”
• “Cast off those chains, Nat”
• “You know, love’s the warmest place to be when it’s cold outside”
• “You don’t have to do anything you don’t want to”
• “The day you tried to murder your daughter is the day you let me in”
• JRM interview

Prozac Nation

• “You wanna do some X?”
• “You gonna sleep with me tonight?”
• “How can you take something that’s private and turn it into something public?”
• “Lizzie, LIZZIE! I don’t know how to say this to you, alright, but you are starting to smell”
• JRM interview

Ride With The Devil

• “Well, I think that if you think a little bit more, Dutchie, you’ll think you do want to read at me”
• “Why you little Dutch son-of-a-bitch, you do what I tell you or I’ll kill you”
• “I’ll see you back in Missouri, you tiny sack of shit”
• “Why Dutchie, I didn’t expect to see you no more”
• “I think I’d like some chicory, Dutchie”
• “Oh boy, you got me now Dutchie, you got me now”
• “So long boys, we’ll raise our glasses to you in Newport!”

Samson and Delilah

• “How will I know when it is time to fulfill my destiny?”
• “I am but one man, one”
• “To deliver his people, it will be hard”

Tangled

• “How are ya, Spaz?”
• “I believe in only 2 things, destiny, and the beauty of the impulsive act. WOOOO!”
• “If you want me to stay away, I’m very cool”
• “I don’t say this stuff much okay, so it’s gonna come out stupid…..”
• “No hands” – laugh
• “Yes, it is my ass…”
• “You know the whole Twinkie thing would be freaky enough if you didn’t have to wear it”
• “Come on, I want a hug, I said HUG!”
• “This is America, Alan, really, what the fuck is that, David?”
• “Happy? In a great deal of pain actually”
• “Aaaaah, Hi, meet my new friend”
• “Nice, what the fuck is nice? Did you bang her?”
• “You Dog! You flea infested hound! You banged her!”
• “Kill Brontosaurus, get beer, come back”
• “This is Foofur; it’s from when I was a kid”
• “Get the fuck away from me”
• “Da Fuck!”
• “I fucked up, I know that. I just wanted my chance to explain”
• “I spent 480 days in jail for a blowjob”
• “Tell me I meant something”
• “I loved you, I still love you! Tell me I meant something”
• “You fucking prick”

Telling Lies in America

• Kevin’s confessional

The Tesseract

• “Don’t fuck about! Just give me the gear, and nobody gets hurt”

Titus

• “Demetrius, thou dost over wean in all….”
• “Is not the difference of a year or two….”
• “I am as able and as fit as thou….”
• “Foul spoken coward”
• “Aaron, a thousand deaths….”
• “faith, not me”
• Evil laugh
• “What, wouldst thou have me prove myself a bastard?”
• “Demetrius, here is the son of Lucius….”
• “Thou hast undone our mother. Villain, I have done thy mother”
• “Show me a villain….”

The Tribe

• “I just wanted to be with you”
• “It’s okay, relax”
• “Safe food, but incredible food”
• “You’re vermin, absolute vermin”

Vanity Fair

• “Unflagging devotion is all very well, but it does rather take out the challenge”
• “I don’t care for governesses to joke at my expense”
• “Hoity-Toity, less fastidious if you please”
• “You may buy a string of ancestors to hang upon your walls….”

Velvet Goldmine

• “I knew I should create a sensation, gasped the rocket, and he went out”
• Sebastian (movie version)
• “We went down like a fucking knackered lift”
• “What happened to Judy Garland? What happened to all your bloody torch song rubbish?”
• The Ballad of Maxwell Demon (movie version)
• “Because Rock N Roll’s a prostitute. It should be tarted up….”
• “Everybody knows most people are bisexual”
• “I just happen to like boys as much as I like girls”
• “What Gerry’s trying to say is….”
• “You could be my main man”
• “Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask and he’ll tell you the truth”
• “Ha! Nothing makes one so vain as being told one is a sinner”
• “Quite soon we actually plan to take over the world”
• “I raise a glass to the loveliest man in Europe”
• “The curves of your lips rewrite history”