Various :: Soundbytes Jude Law Alfie “She’s way out of your league little boy” “Blimey, I’m so rude” Eddie Izzard Definite Article “And there was a moral to this story, or at least there was supposed to be a moral, but….” “Can’t come in to work, got scurvy, yeah” “E=MC 2? I had F=MC2 Ah, Damn! So close.” “And that is the energy in cats per square ironing board” “Fucking Hell!” “You killed him dead man! No, he suffers from hand-squeezy death.” “Oh yes, If you’ve never seen an elephant ski, then you’ve never been on acid” “I’ll run for it like, like Mel Gibson in the film Gallipoli, and other people in running films” “Let bygones be bygones! What’s a bygone? Well, it’s things gone by, isn’t it, I suppose? ….” “Makes you feel really good, but sick” “Oranges can fuck off! That’s what I say.” “You bastard!” Top of Page Dress To Kill “ciao” “ein minuten bitte, ich habe einen kleinen problemo avec diese religione” Naming Engelbert Humperdink “Fuck Off” “Fuckin’ bcuckin” “Thank you for flying Church of England, cake or death?” “At school I didn’t tell kids I was a transvestite cause I thought they might kill me with sticks” “Because surely when Jesus went into Nazareth on a donkey, he must have got tarted up a bit” Top of Page Glorious “Aaaaah, I’m covered in bees! Aaaaaah, covered in bees!” “And things that go errrrr” “We should do a archeologgggiiccla dig. We should do a what? ….” “Danger could be my middle name, but it’s John” Evil Giraffe “I like my women like I like my coffee, in a plastic cup” “I wanna be a beekeeper, I wanna keep bees” “It makes no sense” “My name is not Tracey” “And after a while, Noah realized he was actually punching a baboon” “Pppttttthhh, that’s a sword noise. I meant to go ptwang!” “You’re all fuckers, why don’t you all piss off? ….” Top of Page Unrepeatable “They’re buzzy things, and they make, fucking, honey? Which is, ….” “Hmm, lovely” “It’s okay, if they want to be homophobic, that’s alright, as long as they’re ….” “Remove your pajamas from your body. Tie knots in the arms and legs and the head and ….” “In Holland, they speak 4 languages, they’re trilingual. They speak ….” “I tend to go towards things now. I think I think positive. Not ….” Top of Page Man With 2 Brains Dr Hfuhruhurr Drunk Test Under The Bamboo Tree by Brian Hefferan In Dillman’s Grove “Into the mud Scum Queen!” “My wife won’t be coming. I trust she is not ill? She’s not ill, she’s a cheap vulgar slut” “The Complete Poems of John Lillis….” Under The Bamboo Tree by Dr Michael Hfuhruhurr and Anne Uumellmahaye
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